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David Ross!

from Cubs Canon 2017 by Danny Rockett

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A parody of "Panama" by Van Halen about our Dancing Cubby Fool, David Ross!

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Oh yeah Grampa!

Grampa’s getting down
Having fun. Dancing with Stars now.
Dance shoes, replacing his Cubbie Blue
A World Series win. Rossy is dancing.

Can he beat Charo and Mr. T?
Don’t let them kick him off!
Vote for Ross!

David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!

He’ll do the 2-step and Boogie Woogie
Do ballet, jitterbug and contemporary
Who knew? All the dances Ross can do?
Bet he’ll look real sexy in a Tu-Tu!

Can he beat Charo and Mr. T?
Don’t let them kick him off!
Vote for Ross!

David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!

Yeah, he’s dancing a little cha cha tonight
Ross is such a Twinkle Toes, and you know Rizzo’s watching it
Ross getting down, kickin’ his legs
Then Judges feedback

Ross dancin’ Ross prancin’
Watch his little rear end move now
Jive and jiggin, ball change kickin’
Pop and Lockin’, you can’t stop him now

David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!

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from Cubs Canon 2017, track released March 22, 2017
Vox and Lyrics: Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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