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Dumb Hawk Harrelson

from Cubs Canon 2017 by Danny Rockett

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Hawk doesn't want to come call Cubs and Whit Sox games at Wrigley Field? Good! We don't want you!

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Hawk’s calling White Sox games on the South Side of town, but now
He won’t come to Wrigley Field cause Hawk
Hates the Cubs
It’s just a can of corn
Can’t stand Joe West or Bud Selig
Bashing the umpires, Hawk’s such a homer
Hate when he says you can put it on the board yes,

Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson

No one likes Hawk Harrelson
I’d really hate my life if I was Steve Stone
He must want to rip off his ears
When Hawk says “Stretch” and yells “He Gone”

Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson

Says “Dagummit” when it’s not a homer
Calls a broken bat single a Matt Abbatacola
“Sit Back Relax and Strap it Down” he’ll say
It’s the same thing every single damn day
(I think the Hawk is so annoying)

Shouting mercy, gotta be bleepin me
Big hack no contact and can of corn
Criticizing umpires, Hawk doesn’t like the call
He hates the North Side and won’t come to Wrigley
Hawks not welcome in the friendly confines
Stay down south with your stupid phrases
In the broadcast booth is where the Hawk wants to die

Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson

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from Cubs Canon 2017, released February 8, 2017
Lyrics and Vocals Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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