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Harry Lives On in the Taps

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The taps at Wrigley pour recycled trough juice in this wild imaginative tale.

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All the out of town baseball fans chuckle and scoff
When they see Wrigley's bathrooms and pee in the trough
I guess they must be pee shy and frozen in fear,
As we stand side by side filling it up with beer….

But the troughs hold a secret that nobody knows,
Cause when games ended, guess where the pee goes,
Did you ever consider that maybe perhaps,
They reuse what you peed, and then fill up the taps…

No Budweiser doesn’t come from the Budweiser fairy
When someone says that Bud tastes like piss, I am never contrary.
The idea was put forth in 1986 as a money saving measure by old Harry Caray

Thats why Budweiser tastes like crap, and Harry lives on in the taps.

No Budweiser doesn’t come from the Budweiser fairy
When someone says that Bud tastes like piss, I am never contrary.
The idea was put forth in 1986 as a money saving measure by old Harry Caray

You can drink the Goose island a frosty Mai Tai,
But that pissy old beer is what I’m gonna buy.
Yeah, I always drink Bud when watchin the Cubs play
Harry Caray would have wanted me to get drunk this way.

No Budweiser doesn’t come from the Budweiser fairy
When someone says that Bud tastes like piss, I am never contrary.
The idea was put forth in 1986 as a money saving measure by old Harry Caray

Thats why Budwieser tastes like crap, and why Harry lives on in the taps.






Lost verses…..

Harry lives in the pressbox, he lives in the stands.
He lives in the bleachers, in the hearts of the fans.
He lives in the Ivy He lives in the bricks
And he lives inside everyones Budweiser piss.

No Budweiser doesn’t come from the Budweiser fairy
When someone says that Bud tastes like piss, I am never contrary.
The idea was put forth in 1986 as a money saving measure by old Harry Caray
Thats why Budwieser tastes like crap, and why Harry lives on in the taps.

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from Bleacher Bum Band, released March 6, 2021
Danny Rockett, Bleacher Jeff, Alžan Pelesić, Darko Kurjak, Gary Damico, Alyssa Robbins

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache ... more

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