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I Saw Willson DM Khalifa

from Cubs Canon 2017 by Danny Rockett

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An I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus parody about Willson Contreras sliding into the DMs of a porn star.

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I Saw Willson DM Khalifa
While his hamstring wasn’t feeling right
Willson wants to be her man
Said he was her biggest fan
Sure his leg was hurt but there was nothing wrong with his right hand
A guy like Willson DM’s Khalifa
But no Cubbie Fans Should wonder why
Willson slid into her DM’s
Cause he likes naked women
On Mia Khalifas Porn Website

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from Cubs Canon 2017, released February 8, 2017
Vocals and Lyrics: Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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