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I Wish That I Was Tom Ricketts

from Cubs Canon 2017 by Danny Rockett

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A Parody of "I'm Gettin Nuttin For Christmas" about wishing I had Tom Ricketts money.

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I’d fly around in private Jets
With Tom Ricketts money
I’d buy Syndergaard from the Mets
With Tom Ricketts money

If I was Tom, I’d own the Cubs
Only front row ticket stubs
What I would do with a billion bucks
If I had Tom’s money

Oh, I wish that I was Tom Ricketts
I would be swimming in cash
I wish that I was Tom Ricketts
'Cause I could buy and sell your ass.
Pay Shohei Otani to wear Cubbie blue
And next year get Bryce Harper too
Then I’d raise prices for tickets!

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from Cubs Canon 2017, released February 8, 2017
Vocals and Lyrics: Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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