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Starthony Brystro

from Cubs Canon 2015 by Danny Rockett

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A song for my friend Rhett's kids, Haley, Ethan and Sophia who couldn't agree on a favorite Cubs player!

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I have a friend who goes by the name Rhett
Instead of 3 kids, he’s got one with 3 heads
They wear Cubs pajamas, sleep in a huge bed
They”re not your usual regular kids

Sophia, Ethan and Haley their names
But they never agree and they always complain
Specially when dad takes them out to Cubs games
They’ve got favorite players, but none are the same

The three got to wondrin in three thoughtful minds
What if all our favorite Cubs were combined?
Anthony Rizzo and Castro and Bryant
He’d be the best player and massively giant

A player like that would be great at baseball
11 feet wide and 20 feet tall
He’d help the Cubbies to win it all
But what should our magical player be called?

Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’ll probably win MVP
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Our favorite Cubbie times 3

Ethan asked what position will he play?
Sophia said Shortstop, but maybe first base.
Haley said outfield every other day.
And Ethan exclaimed he should just play third base

Then they realized their idea was nuts
How could this huge player fit on the team bus
They started to debate and argue and cuss
But then Ethan said hey! at least this Cub looks like us

Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’s got three heads just like me, me and me!
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Taller than the tallest tree!
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
He’ll probably win MVP
Starthony Brystro
Starthony Brystro
Our favorite Cubbie times 3
Our favorite Cubbie times 3

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from Cubs Canon 2015, released September 19, 2015
Music and lyrics by Danny Rockett
Guitar Danny Rockett
Piano Danny Rockett
Vocals Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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