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Viva Kris Bryant

from Cubs Canon 2015 by Danny Rockett

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A "Viva Las Vegas" parody about our rookie of the year Kris Bryant!

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Viva Kris Bryant

Bryant’s only 23 years old
But he sets the Cubs on fire
He can hit, he can run, and he can pick em at third
No one hits home runs higher
40 thousand fans at Wrigley stand up and cheer
Hit the ball so hard, I spilled my beer
Now Kris Bryant’s rookie of the year, so

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant

87 runs he scored
After only 2 weeks at triple A
Kris would have scored 17 more
If they brought him up opening day
Oh the Cardinals, Pirates and the Brewers feel
That Bryant is a monster and a man of steel.
And All the ladies think that he’s got sex appeal

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant

Viva Kris Bryant with your defense flashin'
And your awesome homerun smashin
Pitcher’s hopes down the drain
Viva Kris Bryant whether day or the nighttime
You come through at the right time
He is the man
Who’ll make the Cubbies Champions!

2015 is done
But next year’s gonna be fun!
And when the ivy’s red on the vine
We will win it all on the second of November
After a century of time
I’m gonna grab Malort and take a shot
Everytime Bryant hits his homerun trot
I’ll be emotional and cry alot, ah

Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant
Viva Kris Bryant, Viva Kris Bryant, viva,Viva Kris Bryant

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from Cubs Canon 2015, released September 19, 2015
Danny Rockett

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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois

Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical career spanning over 2 decades.

Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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