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(Intro) G-em-C-am
(Verse) G-em-C-am 2x
I’m going back to Wrigley with a ticket in my hand.
No ring upon my finger because I am just a fan.
G-C G-am
And I spent most my money on sausages and beer
G- em- D
And I was there when they won it last year.
(Verse 2)
Pressured anticipation had the city tightly wrought
With a 5-3 combination as the sailing ball was caught
Half a dozen generations who had lived to see the day
The Cubs would take the season all the way
(Chorus 1)
E----C----E7 2x
We’re coming back to Wrigley
We’re coming back to Wrigley
E- C
Where the ivy will start growin
G- am D
And the April winds are blowing out today
(Verse 3)
The conquerors in triumph bring the foreign trophy home
Like old Caesar on the Appian way back in Ancient Rome
While the cities of the vanquished have to turn around and look
As history’s inscribed into the books
(Chorus 2)
We’re coming back to Wrigley
We’re coming back to Wrigley
They’ll be no talk of losing
As the bleacher bums are boozing by the flags
(Verse 3)
We’ll pay more for the peanuts, we’ll pay more for the beer
We’re paying for the players that can win another year.
If that’s the cost of winning. The Cubs can take it all.
Just keep on having fun and playing ball
(Chorus 3)
We’re coming back to Wrigley
We’re coming back to Wrigley
(E--C----G-----am)
Yeah we’re all a little tougher
So let’s just go win another one
Yeah we’re all a little tougher
So let’s just go win another one
Yeah we’re all a little tougher
So let’s just go win another one
Yeah we’re all a little tougher
So let’s just go win another one
(We’re Coming Back to Wrigley)
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Carl Edwards Jr.
01:00
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Carl!
Carl Edwards Jr.! His pitching is great and he’s coming to the plate. I’m singing
Carl Edwards Jr.! Amazing on the mound gonna watch him bat now
When Joe doesn’t trust the bullpen he’ll keep in CEJ
Send Carl Edwards into bat and let him swing away.
He’ll be up there pretending he can hit em like Mike Trout
Then he’ll pitch another inning and strike everybody out!
Carl Edwards Jr.! Got No body fat, He’s thinner than the bat. Carl!
Carl Edwards Jr.! He’s Pitching 2 innings. Just get up there and Swing!
Just get up there and swing!
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The Cubbies are playing, get back in the crowd
We’ll repeat in 2017
Leaving Chicago Going to Phoenix
Wanna be at the park out sitting in the sun
It’s pitchers and catchers and the winter is done.
It’s the first one since we won the Championship
I say yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Spring Training is about to start
Grab your pencils and your score card
I’m going to a game instead of to a bar
Spring Training is about to start
I’m getting in a Kia and I’m leaving this town
Baseball is all I’m gonna do now
Yeah out with the fans drinking a cold beer
Forget about ice forget about snow
Catch a ballgame in the sun.. with me and Rizzo
You know we’re gonna win like a year ago
, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spring Training is about to start
I’ll see Koji Uehara
I’m going to a game instead of to a bar
Spring Training is about to start
Oh, I’m rooting for the Cubbies, I’m wearing Cubbie Blue
I’m rooting for the Cubbies, I’m wearing Cubbie Blue
I’m getting in the car, to spend my afternoons
Watching Schwarber go yard, Addison Russell too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spring Training is about to start
Pumping life in my Cubs Blue heart
I’m going to a game instead of to a bar
Spring Training is about to start
Yeah,Spring Training is about to start
Ooh
Baseball season starts
Ooh
Baseball season starts
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Heyward's New Swing
01:56
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Heyward’s been rolling out to second base
Seems like he did it all year
Or he gets under and hits a pop fly
At least his speeches are great
But Heyward has found
A new swing and he says
I can hit! Time to put on a show!
I’ve straightened my bat and I’ve opened my stance
It’ll quicken my hands through the zone...it’s
Heyward’s new swing, better speed
Heyward’s new swing, he’ll succeed!
Brett Taylor said Jay Hey looks like Rizzo
From the way that he’s holding his hands
Moving more freely, rotating his hips with the swing
It’s in on the fists he can pull
Down the line
Cause he’s Better at shifting his weight
Heyward won’t roll out to second anymore
Which would really be freaking great
Heyward’s new swing, better speed
Heyward’s new swing, he’ll succeed!
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Oh yeah Grampa!
Grampa’s getting down
Having fun. Dancing with Stars now.
Dance shoes, replacing his Cubbie Blue
A World Series win. Rossy is dancing.
Can he beat Charo and Mr. T?
Don’t let them kick him off!
Vote for Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!
He’ll do the 2-step and Boogie Woogie
Do ballet, jitterbug and contemporary
Who knew? All the dances Ross can do?
Bet he’ll look real sexy in a Tu-Tu!
Can he beat Charo and Mr. T?
Don’t let them kick him off!
Vote for Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!
Yeah, he’s dancing a little cha cha tonight
Ross is such a Twinkle Toes, and you know Rizzo’s watching it
Ross getting down, kickin’ his legs
Then Judges feedback
Ross dancin’ Ross prancin’
Watch his little rear end move now
Jive and jiggin, ball change kickin’
Pop and Lockin’, you can’t stop him now
David Ross! David Ross!
David Ross! David Ross!
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Rally Titties
03:11
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When the rally starts with some titties
Yeah the Cubs won’t lose the game
Oh you know we’ll come back with those titties!
Ooh, ooh
Big and plump or pointy
Artificial or man boobs
You know we’ll come back with those titties win the game
Ooh, ooh
Those cans, oh Bustin Bongos
Mosquito bites and boom booms
Bazooka Bombs
Ooh, my, my, my, my, my, my
Ooh
When the rally starts with some titties
Yeah the Cubs won’t lose the game
Oh you know we’ll come back with those titties!
Ooh, ooh
When the rally starts with some titties
Yeah the Cubs won’t lose the game
Oh you know we’ll come back with those titties!
Ooh, ooh
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I’d fly around in private Jets
With Tom Ricketts money
I’d buy Syndergaard from the Mets
With Tom Ricketts money
If I was Tom, I’d own the Cubs
Only front row ticket stubs
What I would do with a billion bucks
If I had Tom’s money
Oh, I wish that I was Tom Ricketts
I would be swimming in cash
I wish that I was Tom Ricketts
'Cause I could buy and sell your ass.
Pay Shohei Otani to wear Cubbie blue
And next year get Bryce Harper too
Then I’d raise prices for tickets!
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We had Lester and Hendricks and Jake Arrieta
Rizzo and Bryant, we should have played better
The Cubs lost this fall
Now they’re not the champs of baseball
Guess we’ll just wait till next year
So I’m just watching Hot Stove
2 starters and a bullpen
Wonder who is gonna close?
Who’s Theo gonna bring here?
Jake is gonna go get paid.
Maybe we’ll get a starter
In a Happ or Schwarber trade!
I bet Mike Montgomery
Pitches a few games
He’s a number 4 or 5
Cubs need more at playoff time
Theo should give Joe Maddon
Players like 20-16
Then we’ll all wait till Next year
And we’ll win the World Series
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I Saw Willson DM Khalifa
01:17
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I Saw Willson DM Khalifa
While his hamstring wasn’t feeling right
Willson wants to be her man
Said he was her biggest fan
Sure his leg was hurt but there was nothing wrong with his right hand
A guy like Willson DM’s Khalifa
But no Cubbie Fans Should wonder why
Willson slid into her DM’s
Cause he likes naked women
On Mia Khalifas Porn Website
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To Morrow
01:19
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The Cubs’ll come out to Morrow
And they’ll give a ton of cash to Morrow
A large sum
Offering the mound
To Morrow
Better than Antonio Bastardo
No home runs
Cubbies took him away
From LA
Hopefully
He’ll come out of the pen
To win
The Game
Oh
A handsome amount to Morrow
Giving over 10 million to Morrow
Getting paid!
To Morrow!
To Morrow!
A contract
To Morrow
And now for the Cubs he’ll play
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Dumb Hawk Harrelson
03:12
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Hawk’s calling White Sox games on the South Side of town, but now
He won’t come to Wrigley Field cause Hawk
Hates the Cubs
It’s just a can of corn
Can’t stand Joe West or Bud Selig
Bashing the umpires, Hawk’s such a homer
Hate when he says you can put it on the board yes,
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
No one likes Hawk Harrelson
I’d really hate my life if I was Steve Stone
He must want to rip off his ears
When Hawk says “Stretch” and yells “He Gone”
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Says “Dagummit” when it’s not a homer
Calls a broken bat single a Matt Abbatacola
“Sit Back Relax and Strap it Down” he’ll say
It’s the same thing every single damn day
(I think the Hawk is so annoying)
Shouting mercy, gotta be bleepin me
Big hack no contact and can of corn
Criticizing umpires, Hawk doesn’t like the call
He hates the North Side and won’t come to Wrigley
Hawks not welcome in the friendly confines
Stay down south with your stupid phrases
In the broadcast booth is where the Hawk wants to die
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Dumb Hawk Harrelson, Dumb Hawk Harrelson
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
Oh my!
He’s just a dumb Hawk Harrelson
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Bleacher Bum Band Chicago, Illinois
Danny Rockett has written, sung, and produced songs about baseball and just about everything else under the sun in a musical
career spanning over 2 decades.
Included on this page are baseball originals, covers and parodies and the music of the Ant-Folk Comedy band Bad Teenage Moustache
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